paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

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misterpornographic:

therealeovaldez:

madmoneygal:

thisbusinesscarbonation:

padfootstolemycrumpet:

miss-nerdgasmz:

yuseimonarch:

nullvoid0:

gossiptroll:

my idea of a hot date 

Hell yes

I had no idea there were women like this how do I find them?

I mean shit bro are we really that rare

show me a man who would have a doctor who or tolkein marathon as a first date and I think I will have found my soulmate.

show me a woman who would have a doctor who or tolkein marathon as a first date and I think I will have found my soulmate.

I think they found each other’s soul mates, guys.

I ship it

a good Doctor Who marathon followed by some Star Wars then some Lord of the Rings and bam marriage.

(Source: emmugh, via everyones-already-fuckedupp)

Timestamp: 1371072552

malikmydick:

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ruralfox:

THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN *wheeze*

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Timestamp: 1371072475

totorohunter:

tumblr: where you can tell what day of the week it is by the fandom that’s crying loudest

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  • Shop Assistant: Would you like a bag for that?
  • Me: No I will hand it over to my imaginary slave to hold as my 17 arms can't quite carry all that

retrospect-to-grey:

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

mindfuck

(Source: twoukofukawa)

barleytea:

u tryin to start shit labelle

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Timestamp: 1371072095

fasterfood:

high school is like “ur older now so u can handle all this extra work here have some tests and homework” but also “at the same time u have to decide your entire career and college future” but wait theres more “be actively involved in clubs and the community and sports” and if you call now you will also receive a “keep a great social life too these are the best years of your life”

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